... I would have licked the peel off top of my yogurt, and then eaten my Nutty Bar in layers instead of taking bigger bites like a normal person. *in DHS parenting classes
... I would have gone back to the buffet a couple more times. *in Mazzio's
... I would have broken out into dance when Kesha's Blah, Blah, Blah came on while I was jogging. *jogging down my road
... I would have thrown rocks at your yappy dog that always chases me barking when I jog. *jogging down my road
... I would've let out a scream of frustration over a bathing suit that was recalled and you wouldn't sell to me.. after an hour in your store with 4 tired, cranky kids. *in Walmart
... I would have totally left the bathroom without washing my hands.. I'm not here to eat. *in Walmart
... I would've probably tail-gated you out of frustration when you were driving 20mph below the speed limit, but I was afraid we might be going to the same place. *on the way to church Sunday
... I really wouldn't have cared that my boys were running a few circles around the cart while I shopped. *in Walmart
... I would've let my extreme boredom show and my annoyance with having to be here. *in DHS parenting class
... I'd have pinned that dog down on the ground for being a brat while I was working with him, but figured someone would think I was terrible if they didn't understand dog behavior. *walking a dog at the park
... I'd have said what I really thought of your status update... *on Facebook
... I would have smacked you in the back of the head for talking to your child like that... *at the doctor's office
... I would have smacked your child for talking to me like that.. *okay.. so not really.. but we've all been there..
... I'd absolutely sing and dance like a lunatic in the van.. *oh, wait.. I do do that..
Maybe it's best that people are watching...