Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Questions of the Day

Posted by Mandy at 7:50 AM
1. Why can't the people that work at the Credit Union take my money 5 minutes before 9:00am? Must we all sit in line while our infants scream for 5 minutes straight while you sit and wait for the clock to strike 9?

2. Why do I always end up behind the old man driver that insists on going 50mph or less the ENTIRE way to my house... and I only end up behind him the day my infant is screaming?

3. Why is it so darn cold again?

4. Why does a freshly mopped kitchen always attract a spill, usually of juice or some other sticky substance that makes me re-mop what I just cleaned?

5. Why does a freshly washed set of sheets always make a diaper leak?

6. Why does my 3yr old ALWAYS have to go potty when I'm knee deep in WalMart with a cart full of stuff... and not when we first walk in? (and yes, I make him go potty before we leave the house)

7. Why did I dream that I missed a road and had to drive through a man's yard to get back to it and he was crying and sad b/c I was being so disrespectful of his property last night?

8. Why am I so addicted to chocolate? I think it must be as hard to quite eating chocolate as it is to stop smoking crack.

9. Why can I no longer spell simple words? Often I write something down, look at it and decide it must be wrong, and resort to the dictionary, that I often refer to as Clayton, for the correct spelling. I used to be so smart... really.. I was!

10. Why am I less tired and less stressed now that i have three kiddoes than I ever was when I just had one? Amazing how that happens!

11. Last but not least: Why does my 6yr old already remind me of a 13yr old girl? Scary stuff I tell ya... scary stuff...

3 comments:

Maury Draper on Wednesday, 27 February, 2008 said...

Ha ha! I enjoyed that! I have the same problem with spelling. I really had a time with the lose/loose words in my post the other day....I have no idea if I spelled those right for how they were suppose to mean!

I also agree with the potty in the store thing!

I want to know why I was less tired when I had kids ages 1,2,and 3 than I am now when they are 4, 5, and 6. I think them being easier to take care of is making me lazy. Hmmmm

Mandy on Thursday, 28 February, 2008 said...

lol Maury... you may be right!! Just like I swear I'm MORE tired the days I actually get a good nights' sleep than the days that I got little sleep the night before. Maybe adrenaline kicks in? (and there I go not knowing if I spelled that right..)

K.T. is Mommatude on Thursday, 28 February, 2008 said...

Oh yeah I have to agree with Maury on the being more tired since they are older....

and the bathroom thing-I think it has just become a novelty around our house,if we are out in public-they MUST go see what the bathroom looks like,even if they have already seen it,and they must see it several times,even in a small period of time.


And I agree on the spelling too.I won a spelling bee when I was younger and yet,I am dumbfounded on some words that just dont look quite right,now.LOL

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