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... I would have licked the peel off top of my yogurt, and then eaten my Nutty Bar in layers instead of taking bigger bites like a normal person. *in DHS parenting classes
... I would have gone back to the buffet a couple more times. *in Mazzio's
... I would have broken out into dance when Kesha's Blah, Blah, Blah came on while I was jogging. *jogging down my road
... I would have thrown rocks at your yappy dog that always chases me barking when I jog. *jogging down my road
... I would've let out a scream of frustration over a bathing suit that was recalled and you wouldn't sell to me.. after an hour in your store with 4 tired, cranky kids. *in Walmart
... I would have totally left the bathroom without washing my hands.. I'm not here to eat. *in Walmart
... I would've probably tail-gated you out of frustration when you were driving 20mph below the speed limit, but I was afraid we might be going to the same place. *on the way to church Sunday
... I really wouldn't have cared that my boys were running a few circles around the cart while I shopped. *in Walmart
... I would've let my extreme boredom show and my annoyance with having to be here. *in DHS parenting class
... I'd have pinned that dog down on the ground for being a brat while I was working with him, but figured someone would think I was terrible if they didn't understand dog behavior. *walking a dog at the park
... I'd have said what I really thought of your status update... *on Facebook
... I would have smacked you in the back of the head for talking to your child like that... *at the doctor's office
... I would have smacked your child for talking to me like that.. *okay.. so not really.. but we've all been there..
... I'd absolutely sing and dance like a lunatic in the van.. *oh, wait.. I do do that..
Maybe it's best that people are watching...
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
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4 comments:
That was a great post. To heck with what people think, right? I like to be myself anytime, anywhere. Love your honesty. Peace. :)
I would have eaten all the frosting, all the Cool-Whip and all the Nutella in the house after the case worker left if the kids hadn't been watching!
Licking the tops of yogurt containers, eating Nutty Buddies in layers, and dancing in public are all totally acceptable in my world. . .
HAHA, I don't know, if we each do one thing in public that would be totally fun, it might start something!
And I totally eat my Nutty Bars the same way. :)
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